BANANO: Buenos Dias, you two...how are you?
LIMON I: OK, I guess, but I'm not feeling as juicy as usual.
LIMON II: Me either. Do you know what they did to LIMON III? They put him in the microwave for 20 seconds and then rolled him on the counter and finally sliced him in half - and all for a can of tuna.
BANANO: Well, they are waiting for me to get really old and sweet - just to mash me up and make a loaf of bread.
excerpt from "Conversations with Fruit" a series in progress